

Après-S*X T-Shirt
The world's first After-S*x tee, with a built-in app to share your most epic stories. Designed to be passed on from one legendary f**ker to the next!

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The world's first After-S*x tee, with a built-in app to share your most epic stories. Designed to be passed on from one legendary f**ker to the next!
Maison Beast is a cultural disturbance disguised as a fashion brand. We hide behind an LLC because it gives us a delusional sense of comfort—to say and do whatever we want. And we love how warm that false immunity feels.
We're possibly the last safe house on earth for the ones who lie on their LinkedIn profiles, curse excessively, and the future-riche, building business empires in their Notes apps. Just like us.
We live to put on a show—maybe the greatest on earth, assuming we don’t accidentally burn it down first.
For collabs & questions
ceo@maisonbeast.com