About Us

Maison Beast is a collective that bends fashion, art, music, and tech into a single, stylish middle finger — topped with humor, dipped in satire, and aimed directly at the soft spots of society.

We make the products we wish existed and build campaigns like inside jokes no one’s supposed to get. We spend more time thinking about fonts and packaging than feelings. Especially yours.

We blur the line between product and performance, and occasionally overstep the line of ethics for entertainment. 

The LLC gives us a false sense of immunity, which we abuse responsibly. 

Maison Beast is possibly the last safe house on earth for the ones who lie on their LinkedIn profiles, curse excessively and for no reason, and the future riche—building business empires in their Notes apps. We have a Labubu for all of you.

We’re not trying to save the culture. We’re just here to poke it with a stick and see what bleeds. Then we double down. 

This is theater. This is a sideshow. This is fashion with an evil agenda.
And if it burns down, well—good.
At least we created energy.

Let’s be honest — we’re the brand you kind of wish you built.